[ENGSUB] ASTRO One Shot Self-Produced Drama, Boyfriend Milk ( ) FULL

//"Boyfriend Milk"//
(This story is just fiction) The coffee is so hot! Please blow it for me~ This coffee is wrong~ I'll blow it for you~
- Oh my, what a sight. - Say "Ah"~
- Ah, really~ Oh my! What a sight! Finally, there's no more couples... Oh, honey! The Snoopy milk isn't here, shall I buy you Minion milk then? I think this cute milk suits you more~ Sigh...You also a couple? I'll kill myself since I'm single. I can't do that.

I can't do it. I got it. I'll be there soon! I want to buy these. This milk is buy 1 get 1 free! The total is only 1 thousand won! Ah, really? Then, please scan this for me from this app~ Goodbye! Why he didn't come? Oh!! So cold! Why you're so late? Can't I late for 1 minute? I think I'm gonna die hungrily waiting you 1 minute! Should I try this one? Here! I want to buy these! You do it yourself...

I helped your 1 minute earlier, part-time student! Also, this milk is 1+1, Please scan this for me! Oh! So cold! Why the bus didn't come yet?! 'Boyfriend Milk'? The Marketing Team these days... Oh, that's good! Come in! Who are you? You're late by 11 minutes and 40 seconds... The time is already 5 p.M. This is not the time for you to play around, You ate a bread earlier, ...And walking 50cm eating it.

Who are you? Today, you ate bread with ham and salad that made into sandwiches, Also, instant sausage! How do you know? Because your clothes covered with breadcrumbs, your lips has a mayo stain, I saw that your index finger and thumb is reddening. I can tell you're eating a skewered food. Oh my! ...Sexy-Brain Man? Perhaps...Your name is? Name in English is 'name', In Japanese is 'Namaewa', In Chinese is 'Mingseu', In France is 'Nob', In Spanish is 'Nombure', Then, my name is... Eunwoo.

CHA EUNWOO
Age: 20 y/o
Height: 184cm
<Sexy-Brain Guy; super smart!> Yes? Contract's finding review? Can I talk to you later? As expected, a sexy-brain guy is sexy~ - Here, eat this.
- This looks good! Jjangmyun. Do you know how they got word Jjangmyun? (Explaining Jjajjangmyun history) Why I can't take a refund? Why? That's not it, you already finished it half. How can we give you a refund, customer! Actually, I can't consume Choco Milk. That's not it, customer.

(Explaining Transaction Law) Looks good! What is even 'Gonghwachun'? (Explaining Gonghwachun history) (explaining Toothbrush history) (explaining Potato Chips history) (explaining Tights history) Stop it! 'Boyfriend Milk' Original flavor? Banana~ It's you?! The guy who came out from comics? What is that kind of feeling? It's you? You called me? Daebak! ROCKY
Age: 20 y/o
Height: 175cm
<The man who came out from comics> His face is well-defined! Then, let's go~ Why we ran away? What...? Let me handle it. I will...Keep you well. So cool~ Woah~ What are you doing?! I really miss my mom... Mom...? Where did your mom go? Somewhere far away...

You don't even know where she went? Nope! I can go there! Wanna go together? Where...? Hop...In! This violin can take you to what ever you ordered it! Believe in oppa! Kkandapiyah! This would take years to go there... What are you doing? What?! No-- It can only do 2 times! 2 Times! Look it by yourself! What did you write here?! Writing names... /Sigh...Where did it go? Suhyun-ah, I'm here. - What are you doing?
- I can't find my handphone...

Handphone?! Handphone?! You all, stop what you're doing! Stop! Each one of you, stop!! Suhyun-ah, go to nearby public phone, Call police! Go! Go! The 5 suspects are all here. The thief, ...Is between you all! /Sigh...You're Conan this time? I'm sorry for late... What? Something happened? Nothing...Happened...Just go... Umm...Suhyun-ah.

Yes? Name: Lee Suhyun
Speciality: "Rich Goddess" //The End// (I LIVE FOR JINJIN'S "ACKKKTION") //JINJIN: Director & Extra 1// MB: You can't...Drink this coffee-- MB: You can't even do this?! //MOONBIN: Director & Extra 2// EW: I'm sorry! EW: Can you demonstrate it?
JJ: 'Contract'~ EW: I'm sorry! EW: I'm sorry! EW: I'm sorry! EW: I'm sorry! //CHA EUNWOO: Aspiring Actor & Production Team 1// RC: This violin...Can take you...What is the line?? RC: Only 2 of it! Ah, really?! What is this? RC: Hello? SY: You come here! //ROCKY: Aspiring Actor & Production Team 2// MJ: What-- what r u doing? MJ: Banana~ //MJ: Main Scriptwriter & Extra 3// SH: Suhyun-ah... //SANHA: Sub-Scriptwriter & Part time worker// SY: /laughs Ah! Why do you guys laughing? SY: Oh!! Director!! //SUHYUN(IBI): Female Actress// AST: CUT!! SY: It's so cold! AST: Are you looking out for your partner? She's just go for awhile~ SY: Wait for abit~ RC: Noona, why you said that...?! //Thank you for watching ASTRO's One-Shot Self-Produced Drama!//.